domingo, 3 de febrero de 2008

Securitas Caló

¿Problemas de seguridad? ¿No te fías de las empresas convencionales del ramo? No dudes más, contrata el servicio de Securitas Caló:
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35 comentarios:

  1. Me pregunto si al vigilante le gustarán las habas...

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  2. Me pregunto por qué no saliste del coche para hacer la foto...

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  3. Me pregunto por qué no añadí lo más importante:

    Securitas caló, vigilamos tu obra ¡quieras o No!

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  4. Mecacholo, no pillo lo de las habas... :)

    Nata, no salí del coche por miedo al bardeo de 12 pulgadas. Los tiempos han cambiado desde Curro Jiménez, pero a veces te puedes llevar una nostálgica sorpresa.

    Es broma, no salí por pereza.

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  5. Mira que hacerme buscar en el diccionario...

    Ahora que lo pienso, ¿quizá ha habido un cambio de sitio no solicitado de cierta cosecha de habas en cierto punto de la provincia?

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  6. Simplemente, que analizando la situación desde fuera, sin tener en cuenta el contexto, me parecía un tanto surrealista el hecho de que se hiciera pública la condición de "jitano" del vigilante. Tan surrealista como pudiera ser un cartel que pusiera:: "Bigilante al ke le justan las abas", por poner un ejemplo.

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  7. Y Nata: ¿cómo sabes que no se bajó del coche para hacer la foto? Yo creo que en la foto no se nota. ¿O simplemente lo suponías?

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  8. Si en la intimidad del coche tomó la foto tan rápido como para no darse cuenta de que había sacado la parte superior de la ventanilla, dudo mucho que se hubiese atrevido a fotografiar el cartel bajo la atenta mirada de la familia Heredia. ;)
    Crecí creyéndome Guillermo de Baskerville, qué le vamos a hacer.

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  9. Pues claro que fue pereza. Un hombre capaz de capturar un dragón puede desfazer cuantos entuertos encuentre a su paso. ;)

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  10. Se ve una parte de la ventanilla, lo sabía. Fue pereza por no salir del coche, y un poco por evitar alguna sorpresa, aunque no parecía haber nadie.

    Esto quizá no lo conocíais, pero funciona así por muchos lugares. Se acercan al jefe de obra y le exponen lo mal que está la seguridad por la noche, lo mucho que se roba en las obras... y que lo mejor para el empresario es contratarlos.

    Es una mafia más, para mí es pura extorsión. Si no fuera por el punto folclórico, no tendría ni pizca de gracia. :)

    El dragón era pequeñito e inofensivo. Con uno algo más grande no me hubiera atrevido. Puedes enseñarlo para que se sepa de qué estás hablando. :)

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  11. Por cierto, de un modo u otro la señorita Nata nos coacciona a meter entradas "bonitas" en el blog. Así que tendré que afanarme.

    Además, Mecacholo ha dado la cara en el blog de la señorita, y es posible que entre algún curioso/a desde el blog alunarado al blog mecacholeiro... y de ahí, quizá alguno caiga algún día en este. Y entonces, quizá se asuste si se le ocurre leer alguno de mis artículos. Estoy pensando en borrarlos o adulterarlos.

    ¿Qué solución hay? ¿Hay por un casual algún lector oculto al otro lado? ¿Holaaaa? ¿Holaaaa?

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  12. No seas acojonao, macho. "A lo hecho, pecho".

    :)

    Estoy de acuerdo con eso de que Nata nos coacciona a meter entradas "bonitas" en el blog. No es fácil seguirle la estela...

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  13. Ya lo decía Makinavaja: "En este mundo podrido y sin ética, lo único que nos queda es la estética".

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  14. No te he dicho aún que me encanta el título de esta entrada. Eres un genio, australino.

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  15. Gracias, amigo. Efectivamente, un genio... ¡sin lámpara! Pero genio a fin de cuentas... :)

    Y para convencerme, se lo repito a Mino todas las mañanas, pero por ahora se limita a mirarme incrédulo. ¡Qué puedes esperar de un espécimen subhumano?

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  16. Eres un genio, pero sin mucho genio: el mejor genio que se puede ser.

    Seguro que Mino se da cuenta, aunque no lo exteriorice. Los mininos son muy suyos.

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  17. Te mira raro porque su nombre es Botón y no paras de llamarle Mino. Bueno, por eso y porque te confunde con un puma. ;)

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  18. Está bien, me cortaré el pelo. Por cierto, ¿qué será de El Puma? ¿Por dónde andará?

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  19. ¡No, no, no! ¡Es broma! ¡No te cortes el pelo!

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  20. Nata: tu topofilia es aguda. Botón es otro topo. ¡Hemos dado, pues, con el animal que es 3 veces animal!

    Y con el pelo corto también está guapo. Que conste.

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  21. Mecachis, Australino: la foto de tu entrada me ha hecho escribir "jitana" en un chat...

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  22. Creo que don Juan Ramón era partidario de exterminar la "ge" en los casos que suena como jota. Yo me lío a veces con esas letritas.

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  23. Qué bien me lo he pasado releyendo estos comentarios meses después.

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